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/u/PaulieVegas gets drunk and records “silly nonsense” as the personal ringtone on his friend’s phone. Fast forward a year and a half until his friend is in a busy hotel lobby and the “silly nonsense” is finally revealed at full volume.(r/bestof)
I was out Sunday drinking with a friend of mine from Australia one time, this was back when I lived in Ireland. A few pints in he went to get food and I headed over to a book shop I like to look at photo books. It was busy but quiet. All of a sudden from my pocket, at full volume, comes “OI GATECREEPER YA STUPID CANT, ANSWER YA FACKIN FANE, YA FACKIN PADDY CANT”.