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Lizard Sunrise

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A book of humorous* short stories covering such topics as Talking guns, Greek gods, lizards who actually run things and uhm…Donald Trump being a bad choice for President?*Humour is subjective, so you might not find the stories funny, though maybe consider that that’s your fault.

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[WP] “Please” and “thank you” are magic words. They are used to start an incantation. Most people never follow up the spell.(r/WritingPrompts)

“Please do not start this again”

“What all I’m saying is people say please”

“No”

“And people say thank you”

“Stop”

“But what if there was more”

“Please don’t”

“Like faloobitydoobitydoo”

“You bastard”

There was a puff of smoke and a ten foot tall Minotaur with a robotic arm appeared. He wrenched back his head and laughed.

“I AM MELVIN C. ASSFACE CHAOS KING OF THE FOURTEENTH OBLIVION DIM…OH NOT YOU FUCKERS AGAIN”

“Hi Assface”

“Don’t antagonize him”

“STOP SUMMONING ME”

We just wanted to talk Assface”

“Oh we’re going to die so badly”

“I’VE TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES, THAT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE IN THE FOURTEENTH CHAOS DIMENSION”

“I thought you were from the oblivion dimension”

“I MEANT TO SAY OBLIVION KING OF THE CHOAS DIMENSION AND YOU KNOW IT”

“So anyways Assface…”

“YOU GUYS ARE MEAN”

“I was against this”

“BUT YOU DIDN’ STOP HIM”

Melvin C. Assface, oblivion king of the fourteenth Chaos dimension ran away sobbing, before disappearing in a puff of smoke.

“Well now I feel bad”

“I don’t feel bad, but I’m afraid he’s going to kill us or flay us or something so…”

“Yeah”

“So are you going to”

“Yeah. Please Thank you faloobitydoobitydo”

“I AM MELVIN C. ASSFA… OH FUCK YOU”

“Hey we just wanted to ask if you wanted to get a drink”

“REALLY? YOU MEAN IT?”

“Yeah we’ll go have some brews”

“AH THANKS GUYS. I’M SORRY I YELLED IT’S JUST THE CHAOS DIMENSION CAN GET REALLY CHAOTIC AND I’M REALLY STRESSED RIGHT NOW”

“Don’t even worry about it”

“DO YOU THINK AFTERWARDS…WE COULD CHASE TAIL”

“You know I’m not sure if we’re allowed back in the zoo, but if we are then yes”

“AWESOME”

Can I do this? Should I do this? Whatever I’m doing it. Hi don’t you just hate [shameless self promotion?] (www.amazon.com/Lizard-Sunrise-Luke-Davidson-ebook/…) Me to. When other people do it. Anyway, I have an [ebook] (www.amazon.com/Lizard-Sunrise-Luke-Davidson-ebook/…) it’s just a collection of prompt responses which you could read for free but these have been, drumroll please, lightly copy edited. [Rule of three] (www.amazon.com/Lizard-Sunrise-Luke-Davidson-ebook/…)

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Kindle Edition

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Luke Davidson

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Lizard Sunrise

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[WP] “Please” and “thank you” are magic words. They are used to start an incantation. Most people never follow up the spell.

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