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Reddit, what are some non-obvious inexpensive things that you think everyone should have?(r/AskReddit)
This kind of thread pops up about every three months on average along side its brother, “What are some non-obvious skills that you think everyone should learn?”
Observe the last two:
Products you think people should have.
Skills you think people should learn
That being said, there are a lot of good suggestions so I’ll repeat them here with my own take on them. Besides, what better way to celebrate capitalism than buying things you never knew you needed?
Rain-X – Repels rain better than most redditors repel women.
~~Duct Tape~~ Gaffer’s Tape – Gaffer’s Tape makes duct tape look like a little bitch. It’s like comparing Jordan to LeBron James. There is no comparison.
Zip-It – NSFL
Styptic Pencils – Rhianna could have used a few of these amirite? I just made a joke about domestic abuse. It’s pretty fucked up that Chris Brown beats up hotter chicks than I can even talk to. Fuck that guy. …Is anyone even reading these things?
Gold Bond Powder -Put it on and around your balls and feets. Also, because it feels like your asshole is smoking a menthol
Crock Pot and/or Rice Cooker – Now you can come always come home to a hot meal. It’s like a wife for the Forever Alone.
Magic Erasers – This is some Harry Potter Shit right here, nigga.
98.6 Degrees: The Art of Keeping Your Ass Alive – My personal recommendation. Because all this other shit won’t matter at all if you’re dead. Read this book, make a first aid kit and pray you’ never have to use either of them.