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Pool boys, Pizza Deliverers and Cable guys of Reddit, have any of you actually ever slept with a wife while her husband wasn’t home?(r/AskReddit)
Nah, bitch tried to buy you off with her vag and you kept your integrity. You set the standard for her that day, that there are good men in this world who won’t bend to her bullshit. Where you at? I’m buying you a drink.
500-upvote bonus: OP strutted out of the house to this.
600-upvote bonus: Motherfucking strut gif.
700-upvote bonus: Field Manual for Manliness.